its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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