I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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