I just cut my nipple shaving
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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