What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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