i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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