The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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