This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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