her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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