thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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