Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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