And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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