I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
