I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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