was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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