I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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