Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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