Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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