wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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