break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Its about making memories worth repressing
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
