that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
