and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
