So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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