first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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