real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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