My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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