Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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