Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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