Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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