we have officially lost it.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.