is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Don't tell me you're on acid again