ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
you never un-have a 4some
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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