How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
