i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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