No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this just has baby written all over it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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