yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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