Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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