Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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