Ambien. No doubt about it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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