do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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