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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Everclear isn't food dammit
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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