I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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