Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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