There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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