pedialite and red bull = repair kit
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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