i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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