it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Girls should come with a carfax report
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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