you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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