I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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