normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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