I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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