At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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