The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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