I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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