Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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