How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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