Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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