Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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