The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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