Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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