The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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