no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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